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I'd also like it if I could see how many miners I had assigned to each resource easily, like on a window displaying a list, rather than having to go look.
224/?

Oh, yeah, wishlisted.
I'm trying to include my action on these, be it pass, follow, wishlist, or buy.
224/?

I swear it's like some people just don't think about what they're doing.
And listen, right: It's okay for your map to be small. You don't need every dirt path to be wide enough to build a house on, especially when you've got a day timer ticking down.
229/?

sonofaSHIT I just wasted a load of time on something that turned out to be "vibe coded" without any disclosure.
231/?

Well of course I'm not going to get the puzzle right if the info isn't clear. >:|
232/?

Half-arsed? They didn't even half-cheek it.
233/?

aggressively apathetic about this one
234/?

That one just stressed me out
235/?

It's just not interesting enough for the time it takes.
236/?

Provide handy explanations for lots of stuff.
Some of the explanations refer to other stuff.
The other stuff is never explained.
The other stuff turns out to be quite important.
Guess I'll die.
238/?

Whoops, started considering shaving my head for fun.
239/?

Fuuuuck fake loading screens that take ages. I'm not here to stare at pointless moving lights like a lump, m8.
241/?

The game blatantly cheating sure isn't going to win me over.
243/?

Wow, someone sure liked Domekeeper.
244/?

This one went from "This could be interesting" straight to "It's not. It's really not"
245/?

A time waster that insists on being displayed over the top of everything else >:(
246/?

Shove your tiny text where no one can fuckin' read it.
Not that I can read it, 'cause it's tiny, and in a fancy font that makes it harder to read.
247/?

I should not have to open and close the options menu something like 8 times to try and adjust the music sound level because it doesn't apply any changes until after closing the options menu. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
248/?

This next demo immediately tried to access the internet for some reason, went to an intro instead of letting me change the sound settings to not be loud, had no sound when I was in the sound settings menu, and when I finally got into the game, had even smaller text than most of the tiny text I've been complaining about.
Genuinely wanna smack someone over this.
249/?

What I might have to do to fucking read the tiny text.
249/?

What's lucky number 250 gonna be? Am I gonna wanna blow my fuckin' head off, or will it be something good for an apparently rare change?

starts eyeing the sandwich press again
250/?

Mmmm, yummy head sandwich....
251/?

Tiny text detected! Launching nuke!
253/?

Game: Find a thing!
Me: Can I examine things to see which is the one I need?
Game: No.
254/?

Game: You must do this thing to not lose.
Me: Okay, how long does that take?
Game: The shortest method takes a day and a half.
Nope fuck that not doing it
255/?

Why would someone make a city builder in RPGmaker?
256/?

Not even gonna try the actual gameplay on this one, menu's written in tiny text.
257/?

Odd, I think I've encountered this one before.
Still not interested.
260/?

Machine Lord Zero

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Set the audio way down low. Hit save. Start new game. Audio immediately becomes loud.
Pressing escape does nothing. No menus, no options.
That's a paddling.
261/?

March 7, 2026 at 5:47:19 PM

"We included pronunciation guides for words people might not know!"
Did you make sure the guides are correct?
"We did not. Also the pieces of our puzzles that require correct positioning sometimes move on their own without observable consistent behaviour."
262/?

A puzzle game, but the puzzles are presented in a format similar to finding some individual sheets in a box of someone's old things at a junk sale with no explanation.
263/?

What if Majesty's good bits were toned down, and had new irritations added?
Well, I'd not enjoy it.
Also: TINY TEXT. RELEASE THE... what's in the kennels tonight? Anyone want to make a suggestion?
264/?

Oh that's a new one. Tiny text surrounded by bright colour with high bloom.
Plus tiny icons drawn in thin lines with the high bloom thing again.
265/?

Tiny text again, but this time with UI scaling options!
The UI scaling crunches the text so that it's hard to read anyway.
Then the game tries to connect to a server to play the demo offline, and hangs.
266/?

No licences? You download over 16 gigabytes and then have the temerity to say no licences?
I crave violence.
268/?

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