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Also the steam page shows big bases with tons of fortifications and stuff that you won't actually build in game, because getting the resources takes forever.
197/?

Oh, and are you zoomed right in? No? Then good luck seeing the tiny bits of UI that're floating around in the map view instead of being more accessible.
197/?

Sure, maybe I don't know how to make a good game, but I've certainly seen a whole bunch of ways to make bad ones.

The escape button is for escaping. If you remove this function, I want to punch you in the dick.
If you do not have a dick, one may be provided for you.
Or not.
We'll see.
198/?

"nO lIcEnCeS"
get in the fucking microwave
199/?

AdventureBarStory!
In which you go beat up monsters for ingredients so you can serve food and drink at your family bar, while a dickhead tries to bully you into selling it to him because he likes the location.
Needs some improvements made like not flashing the screen bright white when poisoned, and not nearly so much grinding.
Followed for now.
store.steampowered.com/app/278
200/?

(Been a while since I've had one good enough to mention, eh?)

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AdventureBarStory on Steam

Adventure through the kingdom, collecting materials! Make food, manage a bar!

Game: Wounds on a vital area are lethal, and the older the wound is, the more likely it is to be the cause of death.
Me: Okay, so this wound here is on a vital area, and it's by far the oldest wound, so I'll choose this one as the cause of death.
Game: Wrong.
201/?

I place my head into the sandwich press.
203/?

I take my head out of the sandwich press.
204/?

I place my head back into the sandwich press.
206/?

I turn the sandwich press on.
207/?

oh hey I can take my head out of the sandwich press now, thanks to...

Star Trek: Voyager - Across the Unknown!
Command the USS Voyager right from the first episode, and see if your "They should've just..." moments works out.
There's a couple of bits of clunk, but it plays pretty well.
Wishlisted it, though I've no idea what the price is gonna be because they've decided not to release that info just yet due to regional pricing or something.
store.steampowered.com/app/264
210/?

Star Trek: Voyager - Across the Unknown on Steam - Star Trek: Voyager - Across the Unknown on Steam

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Star Trek: Voyager - Across the Unknown on Steam

Star Trek: Voyager - Across the Unknown is a story-driven survival strategy game in which the fate of the iconic starship is in your hands. Take the helm, manage the ship and resources, and make difficult decisions. Will you be able to bring home the ship and its crew?

Download demo while sleepy.
"I'll play this tomorrow."
Tomorrow comes.
No licences.
Eat shit and die, I guess.
211/?

Welcome to Elderfield!
A little bit Stardew Valley, a little bit RPGmaker, a little bit why is that person's face a tentacle?
In theory you might not have to farm, but you probably will. There's also mining, turn based battles, cooking/crafting, the occasional bug, and dice animations and vignettes that I'd like sped up so I'm not just sat staring at the screen while I wait. Same for crafting multiple items at a time, gotta wait for each one.
Followed, I guess
store.steampowered.com/app/319
212/?

store.steampowered.com

Welcome to Elderfield on Steam

Welcome to Elderfield is a spooky farming RPG. You can farm, fish, mine, cook, craft, befriend townsfolk, beseech the old gods, investigate mysteries, watch unsettling news programs, get lost in the dead mall, die in your sleep and more. There's lots to do in Elderfield!

The premise: A new Caesar-like, but Aztec.
Why I yote it sunward: They chose colours that blend together too well with their surroundings when placing things or viewing overlays.
I'm not going to try and squint to differentiate a tiny tile of green from a tiny tile of slightly different green.
213/?

And also: TINY TEXT.
Sure, there's a UI scaling setting, and even a separate scaling setting for the small text, but kick STOP kick DOING kick TINY kick TEXT kick
Stop making people try to focus their vision down to a fucking needle point to try and read important information! I will kill you!
213/?

Oh look we're going to Mars, better make references to a certain dickhead we're sick of fuckin' hearing about, no matter how openly shitty he becomes.
214/?

Oh yeah, it's reboot continuity, not original. Lol, can you imagine?
215/?

throws lithium battery with tacks taped to it
217/?

If the devs don't care, why should I?
218/?

It's just a basic clicker with a skin on. It's not even balanced.
219/?

Starting to wonder if that genre of game is capable of being fun.
220/?

Open game, "WISHLIST NOW!", get past that to the main menu "WISHLIST", while playing the game "WISHLIST", try to quit the game "REMEMBER TO WISHLIST" dude, fuck off.
If I was going to before, you've annoyed me enough not to.
221/?

"This game contains flashing lights that people with epilepsy may find uncomfortable."

Q: Does the game need flashing lights that may induce seizures?

A: No, it doesn't.

Get rid of them, and go fuck yourself for trying to reduce it down to "may find uncomfortable".
222/?

Game released on PC, no mention of controller required, open it up, "Press Start". Turns out the enter key works, but once in the game there's no clue of what to do, no info on the controls, and I'm just not interested in pressing every individual key on the keyboard to try and decipher the mystery.
223/?

Deep Corp!
Take over as governor of a state that's been ransacked by your predecessor, get the mines running, the factories producing, and horses and carts transporting goods to towns so they can grow and will stop complaining, because if your rep hits 0%, you lose :(
It's a bit hand holdy at the start, but not enough to be a problem, and so much better than so many of the other demos I've tried recently. I would like it if mine shafts built a little faster.
store.steampowered.com/app/403
224/?

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Deep Corp on Steam

Dig mines, extract resources, and produce goods to restore order to the state. Become a successful businessman and an effective state governor in the late Wild West era!

I'd also like it if I could see how many miners I had assigned to each resource easily, like on a window displaying a list, rather than having to go look.
224/?

Oh, yeah, wishlisted.
I'm trying to include my action on these, be it pass, follow, wishlist, or buy.
224/?

I swear it's like some people just don't think about what they're doing.
And listen, right: It's okay for your map to be small. You don't need every dirt path to be wide enough to build a house on, especially when you've got a day timer ticking down.
229/?

Machine Lord Zero

@MachineLordZero@mastodon.social

sonofaSHIT I just wasted a load of time on something that turned out to be "vibe coded" without any disclosure.
231/?

March 1, 2026 at 6:51:54 PM

Well of course I'm not going to get the puzzle right if the info isn't clear. >:|
232/?

Half-arsed? They didn't even half-cheek it.
233/?

aggressively apathetic about this one
234/?

That one just stressed me out
235/?

It's just not interesting enough for the time it takes.
236/?

Provide handy explanations for lots of stuff.
Some of the explanations refer to other stuff.
The other stuff is never explained.
The other stuff turns out to be quite important.
Guess I'll die.
238/?

Whoops, started considering shaving my head for fun.
239/?

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