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@plut0nian@jorts.horse

tell me about your sleep paralysis demons and i will rate how sexually attractive they are on a scale of 1-10

March 13, 2026 at 10:03:45 PM

wow i only got 2 demons out of this post? 馃様 either you are all cowards :neigh: or you don't experience disordered sleep (unlikely!) :hmmyes:

or (most likely), you are just keeping your sexy demons a secret from me. (unfair, selfish, un-christlike.) :baduk:

Silhouette shadow people with no real features
Kinda skinny but can change shape a little
Not into anything cool but for instance they can get skinnier or wider, shorter or taller, stick to a surface like a shadow, or sit/stand on their own

I know you're gonna try to be nice about it, but I absolutely I got some mid, basic bitch, sleep paralysis demons and it's okay to say that

no i like an adaptable demon. they're flexible, they can be as scary or sexy as they need to be, depending on whatever fragile mental state you're in at the time.

i rate them 7/10

a void of absolute nothing like a hole in reality where something should be but isn't, and somehow radiating menace/malevolence without any actual movement, sign etc

holy shit 10/10 can you pass along my address and contact information please 馃ズ馃憠馃憟

:bing: dear mister bing, what is the "Netiquette" for tagging someone under a post and going "this is soooo you, lol" if it's their own post

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