tell me about your sleep paralysis demons and i will rate how sexually attractive they are on a scale of 1-10

plutonian

@plut0nian@jorts.horse

wow i only got 2 demons out of this post? 馃様 either you are all cowards :neigh: or you don't experience disordered sleep (unlikely!) :hmmyes:

or (most likely), you are just keeping your sexy demons a secret from me. (unfair, selfish, un-christlike.) :baduk:

March 14, 2026 at 1:51:48 AM

@Ananas
@plut0nian
 the shadow man is creepy, but the scariest sleep paralysis demon i've ever had the misfortune of meeting was the man in the KK Slider mask who made a beeline for my knife block

@superviviansunshine
@Ananas
 holy fucking shit !!!! ok yeah this is the most terrifying one! i would have pissed myself!!

8/10, so horrifying that i am also a little turned on

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