sluttymayo
sluttymayo

@sluttymayo@jorts.horse

i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now

shitposter and submarine thief/historian

"you're not broken, just weird" - my wife

"i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy

beavergirl union lodge #716

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|jort horse plushie on the deck gun of the uss cod submarine
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|hellmann's slutty may-owo-nnaise jar
backup account for when jortsn't
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@[email protected]
she/her
December 17, 2022

you're in her dms.

i'm sending the entire bionicles wiki to be printed on the weird polyester synthetic paper at the officemax where she works.

we are not the same.

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