Doctor: I’m sorry, your dad is pronounced dead.

Me: You’re kidding! I’ve been saying it wrong all this time??

It was not a week before y'all decided to make jokes about not wanting red state or Southern state weather evacuees to move to your state.

I want you to look at yourselves now like I would when I think of who I have (no one but online contacts) to ask for help if we needed to evacuate.

A shameful lot of you look like smug assholes who think a MASSIVE WEATHER CRISIS is a great time to take a jab at us for being IMPOVERISHED VICTIMS OF GOVERNMENT CORRUPTION & GERRYMANDERING.

ACTUALLY FUCK YOU.