Dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Doctor: I’m sorry, your dad is pronounced dead.

Me: You’re kidding! I’ve been saying it wrong all this time??

September 4, 2025 at 5:24:50 AM

Assassin: You're dead!
German tourist: looks through phrase book You're a father! Awww, that's nice, but i don't have any kids!
Assassin: ...

Bisous du jeudi mon Dgar 😘😘😘😘

No offense intended, but this is a dead joke.

Dad: "hi... 'saying it wrong all this time' gasps for air... I'm dead..."

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