Dave J
Dave J
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@davej@dice.camp

Formerly @il_beavo of Twitter. Previous lives in politics, hospitality, and coercing people onto—but not under—trains.

Carer by necessity. Catservant by demand. Roleplayer by avocation. Australian by birth. Ethnically Gen-X/culturally Millennial. Less an agent of chaos than a deniable asset.

Through my nostrils I exhale the horror of the lonely places of the earth.

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I boost a lot. See just my toots at justmytoots.com/@[email protected]

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|A bald, moustachioed, Anglo man sleeps beneath a grey, plush blanket, only his head protruding. In the foreground, a grey-and-white cat (facing away from the viewer) sits, watching over him.
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Canberra (Ngunnawal/Ngambri/Ngarigo lands), AU
May 3, 2022

You wake up, but ... it's not yet dawn, the room is dark. You slowly open your eyes and look up trying to understand why you are awake. The room is dark, but as your eyes focus you realize you are not alone.

Small dark forms ring your field of vision, each with two pointed ears. A car passes outside and the light reflects off of their eyes, so many cats, all looking down at you as you come to consciousness.

"rarrraowo"

Says your own cat.

You know what this means.

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