trying to think is like knocking on the door of my brain and my brain just yelling back "we're closed! we're fucking closed! go away!"

give em the ole razzle dazzle. let em know youre in control. death is inevitable, so wow them with the fact that you are, in fact, not dead.

i am extremely agile. i have practiced this agility by purchasing an army of 17 roombas and taping various knives around them. also my ankles hurt.