So there was this colonel who was appointed as new commander of a desert fort in the middle of nowhere. It took him a two-day camel ride from the neighbouring village to get there.
Once arrived, the quartermaster gave him a tour around the fort and concluded it "You know Sir, you've seen this is a very remote place. After a couple of months here without seeing a single woman, a certain... tension builds up in the men, and we need to get some relief.