"I came, I saw, I ordered a cheeseburger specifying holding the onions with extra pickle. Then promptly liberated the entire Pacific."
– Douglas MacArthur (after landing at Leyte, reportedly to a confused mess sergeant)

"Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your Wi-Fi password!"
— Karl Marx (probably while trying to connect to the café’s internet in the afterlife)

Basic Borderline Bitch xD
Ashlyn/Kiera (36) | [Possible OSDD/DID System]
Kiera uses She/Her. Ashlyn uses They/Them (Ashlyn)
Please default to They/Them.
Fighting BPD/PTSD/GAD Hellscape.
Learning Kotlin/Godot. Anti-Capitalist Furry.

Note: Due to system fragmentation, memory and response times vary. Minors DNI (No exceptions).