The presence of a well-tempered clavier implies the existence of claviers that are absolutely feral, barely able to contain their immense power, waiting for any excuse to burst out into the wildest ride you've ever heard

EDIT EDIT: Tony Hoare probably did pass away https://blog.computationalcomplexity.org/2026/03/tony-hoare-1934-2026.html

EDIT: Tony Hoare may have not, in fact, passed away

Tony Hoare has passed away https://lefenetrou.blogspot.com/2026/03/in-memoriam-tony-hoare.html

Rest in processes, may they be communicating even if individually sequential