After all these years of increased sophistication in cybersecurity, it seems like a sticky note with your password on it is indeed the safest way to keep your data.

Somewhere out there a beach, littered with single use downloads. The flickering gif of a disgraced rapper lies next to a partially read academic PDF, draped in seaweed. A fish dead, caught in the cell of an unfilled XLS file emailed by an accountant 3 years ago. Sticking out of the sand, seagull atop, is CosmicSans_redux.TTF, used once for a failed advertising pitch. Further down can be seen the tangled morass of a GitHub repository last updated in 2017, its 1 star catching the fading light