donni saphire

@donni@mastodon.social

Life is a series of sandwiches, sometimes interrupted by non-sandwich things like anxiety and war

March 12, 2026 at 2:57:07 AM

hear me out, put an anxiety on top of an entire sandwich, then cover that open faced sandwich sandwich with another entire sandwich, so the anxiety is sandwiched between two sandwiches, a sandwiched anxiety sandwich sandwich, if you'll allow it.

@exT0LI
@donni
 you have no say in the order of the sequence in which they come
and that's what the anxiety and war about

Can we leave out some of the bread? I’m trying to low carb my anxiety.

@benroyce
@donni
 Sandwiches made with caramel, pecans, and chocolate.

Turtle sandwiches.

think I'll have another sandwich

Well I do feel like mouldy bread with soggy filling most days.

Life is a sh!t sandwich. The more bread you have, the less sh!t you eat.

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