Now is the time for all of us to focus on me

If you stare at an ice-cube for long enough, you can pretend you have laser-eyes

I would say that one of the big downsides of living the good life, that philosophers don't often talk about, is that it really dampens your ability to whine.

Whining and complaining, which is one of the greatest joys of human existence, is tragically robbed from us almost entirely.