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For all the people who voted to understand what their cat’s noise. What if they tell you secrets no human should know? Unspeakable secrets?

You wake up, but ... it's not yet dawn, the room is dark. You slowly open your eyes and look up trying to understand why you are awake. The room is dark, but as your eyes focus you realize you are not alone.

Small dark forms ring your field of vision, each with two pointed ears. A car passes outside and the light reflects off of their eyes, so many cats, all looking down at you as you come to consciousness.

"rarrraowo"

Says your own cat.

You know what this means.

u0421793

@u0421793@catodon.rocks

I don’t know about cats but I personally know all the crows around here, and they know me. I understand them too. They say “I am a crow”. That’s all they say, but they say it with meaning. What we hear is “craa craa craa” or “craa craa craa craa” which means “crow crow crow” or “crow crow crow crow” respectively, both of which when translated mean “I am a crow”.

March 14, 2026 at 12:02:40 AM

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