George Penney
George Penney

@georgepenney@sunny.garden

I'm a queer/bi comic crime/SFF author (under the name George Penney) and I'm also a best-selling Rom Com writer (under Evie Snow) and a PhD escapee.

I have two podcasts called Bohemiana and My Favourite Monster.

I also travel continuously and house sit around the world because I can, and I'm a cultural omnivore who is interested in everything all at once.

I GM 2-5 shot DnD 5e games that are fun, silly and set in my OverLondon universe.

I like tea and cats, not necessarily in that order.

All George's Things
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November 6, 2022

#Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand:

Two small humans (6?) are standing in side-by-side phone booths, blowing raspberries and making "woo woooooo" ghost noises into the receivers.
Cackling with laughter and peeking out to exchange notes on extraterrestrial communication.

A couple (70s?) are walking to their home, which is at the top of a very steep hill. Carrying a cloth bag of groceries between them, one handle each. Quietly talking and pausing every now and then to admire the view of the city, distant sea and mountains.

Two women (40s?) are walking through the markets, trying to remember the words to the theme from the movie Beaches. One keeps starting, then stopping, then starting. Then says: "I dunno how the verses go. Let's just do the chorus! It's all anyone remembers anyway!"

A man (20s?) is proudly telling a friend about how good his tiny human (2?) is getting at swimming. He says: "What I do yeah, is we go to the pool every Sunday morning for an hour and she can kick like a champ now. Best bit of the week by far!"

A woman (50s?) is inspecting some paintings with a very serious expression. Eventually, with a sigh, she says to her friend: "This doesn't arouse me."
Her friend hoots with laughter: "Can I have THAT on a T-shirt?!"

(Continued Below)

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