Glad to finally kick off all the aches and pains and drama of the day, settle into a cheap countryside inn, pour myself a glass of wine, and spend a few hours trying to dig multiple tick heads out of my armpit with a blunt knife.

Despite 20+ people not bothering to show up or even cancel, we got a lot hedging planted today. One of them was a kid, who smashed it. A family of three rocked up at 3pm to pitch in after seeing our cries for help on local Facebook groups. 1,000 more to plant another time, now off to the next job.