Putting my spectacles to watch Heracles #monsterdon #hercules1985

I'm old enough to have watched the Hulk TV show with Lou Ferrigno #monsterdon #hercules1985

In case you were wondering what movie we're watching #monsterdon #hercules1985

So convenient, I missed last the last one #monsterdon #hercules1985

It's exactly like Superman without the whoooooosh behind the letters #monsterdon #hercules1985

Oh look a VGA tunnel demo right beside Hercules #monsterdon #hercules1985

Wait we're STILL IN THE CREDITS? #monsterdon #hercules1985

The seven thunderbolts (pew! pew! pew!) #monsterdon #hercules1985

It's the ELECTRIC fire monster, much better for the environment #monsterdon #hercules1985

Razzies all around for Xena and girlfriend #monsterdon #hercules1985

The visual effects are in a category of their own - a low one #monsterdon #hercules1985

I know man, thunderbolt cables are expensive #monsterdon #hercules1985

The acting, the cinematography, the effects, the... everything makes me think this will take a turn to porn anytime #monsterdon #hercules1985

And now for the Hades roll call #monsterdon #hercules1985

The dialogue is very obviously recorded in post and it's SO distracting #monsterdon #hercules1985

"We need to hear his thoughts or else the moviegoers will be confused, you see" #monsterdon #hercules1985

Fabio! 🐈

@fabio@toot.cat

"Don't you mean... petrified?" #monsterdon #hercules1985

March 9, 2026 at 1:38:07 AM

Urania loos a bit like Juliette Danielle and is a comparable actress #monsterdon #hercules1985

Non-speaking parts pay less, which explains the mermeid sequence #monsterdon #hercules1985

Thou art generous. I shan't bogart.

#Monsterdon

Back at the ball altar - the "balltar" if you will #monsterdon #hercules1985

"the oracle of Death!"
"Larry Ellison?"

#monsterdon #hercules1985

ayahuasca is one hell of a drug #monsterdon #hercules1985

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