饾惪饾挾饾搩饾挾 "not yet begun to fight"

@Lana@beige.party

Trump's plan for Iran:

1. Bomb

2. Iran instantly becomes a white nationalist Aryan Christian country and everybody in Iran bows down and kisses Trump's feet

3. Post AI slop online

4. ...???

5. Free gas

March 14, 2026 at 11:42:13 PM

Definitely number 4. Can't expect anything from someone who bankrupted a casino.

solid stable genious stuff ;)

This will work out, you'll see. Fox will report exactly this.

pretty sure point 5 is only what he'd sell to the public, while his plan for point 5 is "people are happy to pay more for gas to finance him now, why not raise prices more?"

"Fascist governments are condemned to lose wars because they are constitutionally incapable of objectively evaluating the force of the enemy." Umberto Eco in Ur-Fascism, 1995

How can that be more coherent than the actual "plan" he's actually "articulated"? Reality has truly jumped the shark

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