lions can jump 36 feet

instantly won so many internet arguments

blood work

random strangers on reddit

blorbo

a pervert tragedy

wibta

release my wee da

milk and cookies

a much better finger-eating machine

spider names

edison

gollum's funeral

dead wife syndrome

alarm clock

whoa mama im on the scary planet

which could mean nothing

another fucking seance

birdgirl grindset

wielder of narya

this one is not necessarily a "best of" in and of itself but is a beautiful example of the kind of post which is like seeing a smoking crater or a flock of carrion birds. something terrible happened here.

bat signed by everyone alive

such is the life of the humble garlic

god isnt mythology

cauliflower

linguini

you can think things that aren't true

water and milk

without the slow creep

laminate me

isekai truck

theresa

make your own foot scrub

my roommate is a pulley

boomgasm

losing blood

the first rule of baking

calling me a slur would've been easier