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one guard lies

whimsical idiot boyfriend

shipping discourse

I would die with honour at the hands of a fool

clever

Somewhat suggestive, highly cursed

marge and homer shit

ancient flute

good boy

book rec

cooking vs cooked

hard lime difficult time

quitting the monastery

FTM

mcdonalds

a little bit of monica

I want that twink obliterated

europeans live longer

doctor cockroach

feeling old yet?

human chicken

you're gay

legit 10/10 display and curation practices here

divorce themed restaurant

thomas cromwell

when your stomach is really mad at you

this could happen

dolphins

sexiest man alive

extra virgin

the exact opposite problem of when people name babies instead of future adults

lowest point

no fucks to give

jonah

behold a chicken

red flag

cain and abel

the street cleaner

le miserable

surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles

deutsche bahn

July 27, 2025 at 9:51:05 PM

now the toyota is king of england

sexting while british

things heating up in the pediatricians waiting room

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