Existential Comics

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Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?

March 14, 2026 at 5:10:54 PM

Finally someone using LLM generated nonsense images for something good

The Fitzcarraldo solution. Just drag the damn oil tankers over dry land.

Let's call Werner Herzog.

If they do that then Trump can't have the world war he's pissing his Depends for.

@Existential Comics There is East-West pipeline(2M barrels usually per day) and Abu-Dhabi pipeline(1M barrels usually per day). 17M barrels by tankers. Capacity of pipelines are bigger, E-W has 5M barrels, Abu-Dhabi has 1,8M barrels per day. So there is decline about 13M barrels which cannot be transferred atm.

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