2
Rowling: no i don't care about that
Rowling: the on-sset bullying is not what upssetss me
Stock: then what, oh dark lord?
Rowling: have you sseen nick frost as hagrid?
Rowling: he looksss like a nerd!
Rowling: i disstinctly told HBO "NO NERDSSS!"

3
Maya Forstater: dark lord i have news that will bolster your spirits!
Rowling: isss it about that little floating nonbinary library alien that only you can ssee and hear
Tala: hello, dum-dums!
Maya Forstater: they're here right now, dark lord!
Rowling: uh huh ssure

4
Rowling: sso did you finally defeat that nonbinary library alien
Forstater: no but any day now
Forstater: i'm sure we'll vanquish them for good!
Tala: before you get up for that final snack, i want you to know i'll be right back! HA!

5
Forstater: this isn't about the nonbinary library alien that only i can see and hear, oh dark lord
Rowling: oh no? you got a new bit?
Forstater: yes oh dark lord
Forstater: we heard there was a trans benefit concert
Forstater: so julie bindel and i bought tickets to go see it
Rowling:
Forstater: but only so that we could complain about it!
Rowling: oh good

6
Forstater: julie bindel and i infiltrated the trans benefit concert
Forstater: we heard the trans were listening to music
Forstater: and we just couldn't stand for that
Forstater: we did this at great personal risk to ourselves
Forstater: because, as you know, if the trans had recognized us as the most famous terfs in the UK
Forstater: they might have done discourse at us
Rowling: that's the worsst