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@mementomaori@kind.social

People get a few followers on insta and become a motivational speaker, mf I knew you when you were making bongs out of fruit.

March 15, 2026 at 1:59:49 AM

and now I'm teaching other people to do that, what's the issue here??

one of brother’s friends, who couldn’t hold down a job or do anything really, became a life coach.

everybody in the room now lookin at me funny while I sit here snorting and chuckling

ACAB doesn't include cracking down on these mfs. 😅

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